Okay, my challenge to myself: make a Spit song that isn't self-referential, something more sincerely strange.

Rather than do a single idea, I figure I'll do some brainstorming here - my first idea here is derivative but let's use it as a jump off point

A song about a turn in an imaginary card game where the lyrics relate the increasingly bizarre actions (been done many times, of course - ProZD & other internet skits, Adventure Time, Parks & Recs, etc.)

A song relating the inventory of a lost & found shop. Some items are clearly related, and tell a story a la "one pair baby shoes, never worn"

A song about all the kind things you can do in a day, and how they got you arrested on suspicion of terrorism

A song that's designed as a chant for footballers who happily accept that they've lost and congratulate the opposing team on their excellent plays and their supporters for being so polite and well mannered

A song relating the epic journey of a sock as it escapes the washing machine and finds freedom in the land of infinite socks, but sadly causes a black hole by being one sock too many

A love song between two butt cheeks

A song of revenge as a candle seeks out the man who set its head on fire, and joins forces with all the other things that the man has set on fire.

An AI generated song but it's actually human generated because we're cheaper.